My sister and I... things get interesting

My sister and I... things get interesting

My sister and I... things get interesting

My sister and I... things get interesting

So back in the day when me and my sister were hatched, and named... as in named like prince and princess of the longest ass names in the world. Braxton Blue and Emiliana Sage. Seriously mom and dad? Who pronounces that? No wonder it is now Blue and Emmy.

Basically we were the two biggest cases of trouble the world has ever seen, my poor mother. I remember being around 7? And we had our playground out back and we decided like all children to dig a hole to the center of the Earth. Well after breaking into the shed and stealing the shovels we ended up about 3 feet down into a huge hole when my mother finally got home from work with my dad and found our Nanny asleep in the parlor. We dug through a powerline, could have died and she was asleep not watching us. Suffice to say she is no longer with the family, and 16 years later, we probably still need her.

At 15 we decided to be total badasses and I peirced Emmy's nose in my parents bathroom, but I actually missed her nose because she scared the fuck out of me screaming and peirced her face, more specifically her cheek, right through too. Let's sample that conversation.

Me: LOOK! YOU HAVE A CHEEK RING!

Emmy: BRAXTON I AM GOING TO TAKE YOUR DICK AND SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU WILL HAVE TO HAVE SURGERY TO GET IT OUT!


In the end we were grounded, our credit cards were frozen and she still has a scar on her cheek :) Fortunately enough though, the next time I peirced it, I actually got her nose. And she still has it in :)

At 20 I was playing beer pong with some really tough competition and Emmy volunteered for the other guys teams, I still won, and as pissed as I was that she was with the enemy, I am really glad he is about to become my Brother-In-Law :P Bahahahahaha the way things work out.

And now, at 23 she is my biggest supporter, best friend, craziest dorkiest person alive and I would be no where without her. Emmy and I are the same, and thank god for her. Life is more interesting :)

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  1. SkimBradsteen

    that’s totally awesome man!

    August 20, 2012